I don't know how he does it, but it throws us into a fit of giggles every time.
You should witness his inability to use a pair of scissors which he says are purely the fault of the scissors in this house only.
**If you try to do this by purpose, its difficult to do so cleanly.
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Tell him he had better practice.
If you want to see a child completely lose their shit, break the banana.
I wish I was kidding.
Yeah, what Sarah said. Broken banana, when you wanted a WHOLE banana? = INEDIBLE. Also TANTRUM.
And for the love of god, do not PEEL a banana that a child wanted to peel herself.
My advice? Use a paring knife to cut a small slit at the top of the banana, right where the stem meets the rest of the fruit. That will give your darling husband the ability to peel a banana like a normal person.
If this is the worst problem you face in your marriage and in parenting,you will be in the Guiness Book of World Records!
Love, Matt's dad
While I do not have children (yet), I can absolutely vouch for the ease of a kid to lose it with both the banana becoming inedible just from breaking in half AND not allowing the kid to peel it themself. Seriously- no one is kidding. He MUST practice. On the bright side, you have about two years. I can't wait for Stella to get here.
No. Way.
I had no idea.
Behold: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBJV56WUDng
I keep coming back to this post because it makes me laugh out loud every single time!! I am your husband in this scenario, however. :)
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